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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

15.06.2025 00:27

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

He : Tea ?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No

Me : Sure.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.